Friday, March 7, 2008

Captain's Log

Stardate 8-5-08

We have arrived in Welwyn Garden City and are in anticipation of a short shuttle journey to town of Davos on the planet Suisse. Lieutenant Scott has informed me of a problem with life support which has resulted in extremely high temperatures about the ship. As such, many of the crew members are unable to sleep, are consuming great amounts of water in the galley, and have stripped to the waist. Perhaps the best course of action would be to remain in a state of wakefulness until our shuttle arrives.

End log

3 comments:

robotSharon said...

We are Borg. We feel your pain. We agree with your course of action. Suisse data important for our collective consciousness. As the humans say: go well, go shell.

Sals said...

All I can say is...

Is the crew hot? If so, can we have some pics please? If not, we feel your pain.

Joseph said...

The term "log" always makes me grin :D but i guess you would say that's "not logical" muhahahaha